ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
Ordering food: uh
Paying for groceries: uh
Buying a movie ticket: uh
Riding in the car with someone: uh
Choking to death: uh
My life: uh
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
heyfunniest: i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
I just really want you to come to the bed and hold me…please. It’s just a step away.
i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.